Thursday, 29 March 2012
Friday, 2 March 2012
Thursday, 1 March 2012
Wednesday, 8 February 2012
Tuesday, 7 February 2012
weird funny story
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they
were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10
percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But
as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go
ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent
pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband’s blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At
this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite
well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged
the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby
with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they arrived home, the postman was dead on their porch.
transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they
were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10
percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But
as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go
ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent
pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband’s blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At
this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite
well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged
the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby
with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they arrived home, the postman was dead on their porch.
Wednesday, 1 February 2012
Monday, 30 January 2012
Tuesday, 24 January 2012
Sunday, 22 January 2012
Friday, 20 January 2012
Thursday, 19 January 2012
Wednesday, 18 January 2012
Tuesday, 17 January 2012
Monday, 16 January 2012
Sunday, 15 January 2012
Friday, 13 January 2012
dyslexia in computer terms
normal people: Pentium 4 processor with 1gb ram
dyslxic people: dualcore processor with 256mb ram
Tuesday, 10 January 2012
Monday, 9 January 2012
looks
if you choose to date someone for their looks don't complain about their personality and ask them to change because that wasnt what you cared about when you chose them
Saturday, 7 January 2012
taking a dump in the street
in what kind f culture is it alright to take a dump in the street.... oh wait never mind i got tye answer already...
Thursday, 5 January 2012
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